As a Black Woman, you can't do any of tha following things: My point is whut reactions to Solange's recent chop confirmed. whut exactly is your point?" and to that, my answer is, "I really don't kno. Well, she been a stark raving mad lunatic, but doesn't tha lack of hair make it more apparent? Menacing! And whut exactly is it that she's got hiding behind that door back there? Answer: You wouldn't wanna kno! My best sista-friend from high school went from this.
And whut's worse is that apparently, tha insanity is contagious. Notice tha crazed grin in tha "after" photo. Observe tha slightly crazy look that was already present in my eyes before I went off tha deep end and took some clippers to my scalp. Well, I ain't dying of Cancer, praise White Jesus. If she has cut all her hair off, she is probably (A) DYING OF CANCER, or (B) HAS COMPLETELY LOST HER MIND. Which leads me to a fundamental truth about Black Women.
For tha average Black woman in America, there is simply no fate worse than bald or nappy headed-ness. Not only would a good number of black women fall out and die at tha mere thought of cutting off their hair, but most won't consider tha possibility that they might be able to function in life should their hair decide to wave, curl, or (GASP!) nap up. I kno this, partially because I am a Black woman and also, because at one point I was a hairstylist. In tha Black Woman's quest to find beauty in herself, she's been led down a path that dictates that she must grow and keep as much hair on her head as she possibly can at all times. Then he went on to say something to tha effect of, "Well, I saw all your hair was gone and didn't kno if you were sick." He came into my office as part of his daily routine, placed our mail on a table, sat our packages beside tha mail, and as he was collecting our out going parcels looked at me and asked, "Are you sick?" He's a father type, who probably goes to church on Sundays and knos a little somethin about cars. He's a really cool, older black man named Jimmy who has a bit of a southern accent, regularly talks about his wife, and chats with us about sports. About a week after I first cut all my hair off (for tha billionth time in my life) I had an interesting little exchange with tha mail man at my job. It helps stimulate hair follicles, allowing for hair growth, and clears the scalp of dandruff, acne, and scabbing. Scalp Detox Masque to help suffocating buildup on the scalp. IF YOU ARE UNDER THE WEATHER (SICK) YOU WILL NEED TO RESCHEDULE.īOOKING MORE THAN ONE APPOINTMENT IS STRONGLY RECOMMENDED!įOR ADDITIONAL QUESTIONS OR INQUIRIES, PLEASE EMAIL or WhatApp 443985237 NO CHILDREN AND/OR OTHER PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED IN THE SALON SPACE IS VERY LIMITED! YOU MUST ARRIVE ON TIME OR YOU WILL BE CHARGED A $10 LATE FEE. TO SECURE YOUR SPOT AND/OR LATE FEES, NO CALL NO SHOW NON-REFUNDABLE DEPOSIT REQUIRED FOR ALL APPOINTMENTS! REMAINING BALANCE WILL BE DUE AT THE END OF YOUR SERVICE.
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